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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
hack
a magpie
in
a coffee shop
in
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Tenterden
Mildenhall
Elland
Burslem
South Molton
Dawlish
Modbury
Pontefract
Whaley Bridge
St Mary Cray
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