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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
hack
a duck 🦆
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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Padstow
Paddock Wood
Ossett
Padiham
Hemel Hempstead
Calne
Chester-le-Street
Church Stretton
Winterton
Mablethorpe and Sutton
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