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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grope
a swan 🦢
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Gateshead
Eccles
Darlington
Prescot
St Ives
Heanor and Loscoe
East Cowes
Stone
Wragby
Poole
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