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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grope
a swan 🦢
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Royston
Ampthill
Bewdley
Keswick
Birchwood
Cullompton
Hayes
Soham
Tenterden
Bishop's Waltham
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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