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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grope
a mouse 🐁
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Diss
Brandon
Aylesbury
Skegness
Harpenden
Workington
Folkestone
Quedgeley
Swindon
Huntingdon
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