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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grope
a raccoon 🦝
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Plympton
Buckingham
Lewes
Haxby
Irthlingborough
Broughton-in-Furness
Rushden
Ponteland
Guisborough
Sandhurst
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