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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grope
a raccoon 🦝
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Long Sutton
Ingleby Barwick
Tynemouth
Basingstoke
Doncaster
Ellesmere
Chipping Norton
Maltby
Southam
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Dan
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