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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grope
a raccoon 🦝
in
a corner shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Seaton
Redruth
Horsforth
Finchley
Trowbridge
Ventnor
Faversham
Seaford
Stockton-on-Tees
Sidmouth
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