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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grope
a raccoon 🦝
in
a supermarket
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Amesbury
Newport Pagnell
Moretonhampstead
St Ives
Newton Aycliffe
Mansfield
Cowes
Yateley
Westerham
Bexley
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