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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grope
a squirrel
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a supermarket
a station
a service station
a cinema
a golf club
a field
a restaurant
a library
a corner shop
a nature reserve
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.