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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
expose
a swan 🦢
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
St Mary Cray
Woburn
Matlock
Fareham
Northampton
Hungerford
Telscombe
Henley-in-Arden
Burgess Hill
Carterton
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