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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
expose
a swan 🦢
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a library
a playground
a taxi rank
a cinema
a service station
a nature reserve
an Ikea
a golf club
a coffee shop
a hospital
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.