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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
expose
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cinema
a nature reserve
a supermarket
a park
a coffee shop
a taxi rank
a library
a field
a zoo
a school
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.