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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
escort
a swan 🦢
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Great Torrington
Hailsham
Lyme Regis
Buckingham
Downham Market
Peterlee
Kirkby Lonsdale
Gainsborough
Rugby
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