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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
escort
a swan 🦢
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Brampton
Bentham
Dagenham
Eccleshall
Bicester
Gorleston-on-Sea
Bodmin
Totton and Eling
Craven Arms
Whitworth
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