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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
escort
a coot
in
a taxi rank
in
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Lytham St Annes
Dagenham
Ambleside
Rugeley
Pateley Bridge
Darley Dale
Haslemere
Mexborough
Glossop
Morley
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