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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
escort
a coot
in
a station
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Wimbledon
Harrow
Towcester
Saltash
Eton
Houghton Regis
Horwich
Southall
Grange-over-Sands
Southgate
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