Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
escort
a coot
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Longtown
Wellingborough
Whitehaven
Leiston
Tetbury
East Ham
Devizes
Harworth and Bircotes
Newcastle-under-Lyme
Selby
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.