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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
escort
a raccoon 🦝
in
a supermarket
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Woking
Waltham Abbey
Whitworth
Dagenham
Newent
Selsey
Bodmin
Thorne
Blackrod
Scunthorpe
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