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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
escort
a goose
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a zoo
a library
a supermarket
a field
a taxi rank
a station
a nature reserve
a hospital
a golf club
a park
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Dan
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