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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
ensnare
a swan 🦢
in
a service station
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Emsworth
Pocklington
Banbury
Kenilworth
Selby
Whitnash
Eccles
Burgh-le-Marsh
Bedford
Hedon
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