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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
ensnare
a swan 🦢
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Salcombe
Sale
Waltham Abbey
Tickhill
Kesgrave
Market Harborough
Wallsend
Otley
Kettering
St Just-in-Penwith
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