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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
ensnare
a swan 🦢
in
a nature reserve
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Maldon
Macclesfield
Kesgrave
Fareham
Scunthorpe
Dartford
Staines-upon-Thames
Guildford
West Bedlington
Burton Latimer
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