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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
ensnare
a duck 🦆
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Falmouth
Barnsley
Southminster
Chickerell
Craven Arms
Easingwold
Eastbourne
Whitehill
Spilsby
Bentham
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