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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
ensnare
a duck 🦆
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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Keighley
Carterton
Haltwhistle
Blackrod
Penzance
Whitby
Westhoughton
Braunstone Town
Crosby
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