Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to eavesdrop on a koala 🐨 in a golf club in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Wainfleet All Saints Whaley Bridge Midsomer Norton Jarrow Telford Bridgnorth Hebden Royd Morecambe Orpington Aylesbury

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.