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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
eavesdrop on
a coot
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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Colchester
Ilkley
Royal Leamington Spa
Halifax
Kingston-upon-Thames
Hemel Hempstead
Newlyn
Camelford
Wadhurst
Dawlish
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