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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
eavesdrop on
a robin
in
a corner shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Uckfield
Shrewsbury
Padstow
Polegate
Bollington
Ramsgate
Burton Latimer
Luton
Staines-upon-Thames
Chard
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