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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
eavesdrop on
a raccoon 🦝
in
a restaurant
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Barnet
Kettering
Aldershot
Stalybridge
Dover
Stocksbridge
Askern
Weymouth
Minchinhampton
Uxbridge
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