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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
eavesdrop on
a goose
in
a corner shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Epping
Whitnash
Lyme Regis
Ryde
Kingsteignton
Bridport
Portland
King's Lynn
Walton-on-Thames
St Just-in-Penwith
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