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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
eavesdrop on
a squirrel
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Craven Arms
Cannock
East Grinstead
Berwick-upon-Tweed
Cirencester
Penistone
Hessle
Bottesford
New Mills
Dover
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