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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
eavesdrop on
a duck 🦆
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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Scunthorpe
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Barnstaple
Waltham Cross
Westerham
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