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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
bite
a blackbird
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Redcar
Gravesend
Somerton
Trowbridge
Crowland
Hedge End
Winchelsea
Chipping Campden
Bishop Auckland
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