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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
bite
a robin
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a coffee shop
a supermarket
a hospital
a corner shop
a station
a restaurant
a playground
a school
a woodland
an Ikea
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.