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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
bite
a pigeon
in
a corner shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Dukinfield
Chudleigh
Ellesmere
Woodbridge
Dorchester
Mansfield
Colburn
Market Rasen
Bognor Regis
Dunstable
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Dan
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