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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
bite
a raccoon 🦝
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Macclesfield
Ilminster
Goole
Paignton
Windsor
Whitby
Hatfield
Beaminster
Sandiacre
Romsey
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