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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
bite
a raccoon 🦝
in
a zoo
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Ripley
Burnley
Beckenham
Poynton-with-Worth
Cricklade
Wainfleet All Saints
Bexley
Maidenhead
Swanage
Stony Stratford
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