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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
bite
a duck 🦆
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Langport
Walsall
Lyme Regis
Penzance
Dunstable
Fordbridge
Newport
Hastings
Brandon
Ilkeston
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