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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
bite
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝
a robin
a coot
a pigeon
a goose
a mouse 🐁
a blackbird
a squirrel
a magpie
a rat 🐀
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