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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
capture
a magpie
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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West Bromwich
Tadley
Teignmouth
Hornsea
Redruth
Kidsgrove
Westhoughton
Southborough
Northfleet
Berwick-upon-Tweed
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