Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
capture
a pigeon
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a station
a service station
a restaurant
a golf club
a zoo
a cinema
a corner shop
a woodland
a nature reserve
a hospital
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.