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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
shake
a mouse 🐁
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Bruton
Scunthorpe
Wells-next-the-Sea
Battle
Askern
Pateley Bridge
Bishop's Waltham
Erith
East Retford
East Cowes
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