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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a koala 🐨
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Shepton Mallet
Stony Stratford
Ponteland
Epsom and Ewell
Ilminster
Halstead
Wendover
Brightlingsea
Bromley
Leek
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