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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a coffee shop
a station
a zoo
an Ikea
a hospital
a school
a library
a service station
a park
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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