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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a raccoon 🦝
in
a zoo
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Brigg
Halifax
Glastonbury
Whitchurch
Kenilworth
Aspatria
Rushden
Sandhurst
Chickerell
Eton
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