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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a raccoon 🦝
in
a playground
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Portland
Penrith
Harpenden
Maryport
Dagenham
Farnham
Uckfield
Weymouth
Paddock Wood
Broughton-in-Furness
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