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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
seize
a squirrel
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a school
a playground
a coffee shop
a corner shop
a hospital
a supermarket
a taxi rank
a nature reserve
a library
a service station
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.