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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
blend
a coot
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a field
a hospital
a park
a woodland
a golf club
a supermarket
a library
a corner shop
a station
a restaurant
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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