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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
blend
a blackbird
in
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random pathetic excuse
a zoo
a field
a playground
an Ikea
a park
a restaurant
a library
a school
a service station
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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