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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
blend
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a nature reserve
an Ikea
a golf club
a playground
a hospital
a restaurant
a supermarket
a service station
a station
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.