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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
blend
a pigeon
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a taxi rank
a zoo
a restaurant
an Ikea
a woodland
a nature reserve
a supermarket
a playground
a golf club
a school
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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